Glass half full or half empty? ~ BEST response ever!

Best response to the glass half full, glass half empty debate…

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!


The Opportunist

And someone else chimes in with even better reply…

Dear Opportunist,

I poisoned the water.


The Sadist


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