Glass half full or half empty? ~ BEST response ever!

Best response to the glass half full, glass half empty debate…

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

And someone else chimes in with even better reply…

Dear Opportunist,

I poisoned the water.

Sincerely,

The Sadist

via http://imgur.com/HXxPz

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One comment on “Glass half full or half empty? ~ BEST response ever!”

1. Peter on 21 June 2012 at 9:37 am said:

   Project manager : It better be full by tomorrow this time, or else!

   Little boy : “But father, I don like beer!”
   Father : “Shut up son! Keep drinking!“

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