Rec'd this from my wife...Go figure.
Men's Rules - We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
Please noteÖthese are all numbered "1" on purpose!
- Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Donít try to change that.
- If you think youíre fat, you probably are. Donít ask us.
- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.