Found this on answer.yahoo.com. In poor taste, but funny.
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?"
Robert replied, "Because I make love to my wife every morning before work."
Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning.
She loves it! It goes like this: '' "
Tyrone, amazed, said, "Man, you white guys is so damn sentimental and shit."
But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking up a poem for his wife.
The next day Tyrone showed up to work all beat to hell; bruised eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works.
Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!"
Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice, that's all! "I just told her a poem..."
"Well, what poem did you tell her?"
Tyrone told him:
Source - Sex poems (not sure how long link will stay live)
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