Source - idrewthis.org
Teacher: Seatbelts and air bags are not 100% effective in preventing injury in traffic accidents.
Teacher: There IS no such thing as "safe driving." The only way to be safe is to NEVER DRIVE. So DON'T....Class dismissed.
Commentary box: What if the public schools' "abstinence only" policy applied to things other than sex?
Students: Easiest class EVER! Wanna go drag racing in the parking lot? Hellz yeah, dude!