Miller Ad About Beer and Makeup
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65 on makeup.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
|What Men Won't Tell You but Women Need to Know by Bob Berkowitz|