12 fucking rules for success ~ image & text versions

It’s like all the self-help bits of advice curated into one twelve item list…that repeats the f-word a lot. In case the title didn’t give it away, NSFW due to language.

I found this “12 fucking rules for success” image about a year ago and had forgotten about it…Imagine how much more I would have accomplished if I’d remembered.

I’ve printed it up this time and have it prominently displayed by my computer.

12 fucking rules for success

 

12 fucking rules for success – Text version

1. Do the fucking work. Don’t be lazy.
2. Stop fucking waiting. It’s time.
3. Rely on yourself. The universe doesn’t give a fuck.
4. Be fucking practical. Success is not a theory.
5. Be productive early. Don’t fuck around all day.
6. Don’t be a fucking baby. Life is hard. Get on with it.
7. Don’t hang out with fuckwits.
8. Don’t fucking waste energy on shit you can’t control.
9. Stop bullshitting. It’s fucking embarrassing.
10. Stop being a fucking people-pleaser. It’s sad.
11. Stop putting toxic shit in your body. It’s fucking stupid.
12. Stop doing the same fucking thing and hoping shit will change.

BONUS: I just noticed that “this” is an anagram for “shit.”