Category: Words

Is the King James bible the word of God? Seriously?

Is the King James bible the word of God? Seriously?

After reading the history-based critique below, it’s hard to believe the King James version of the bible could possibly be the word of God. It’s this kind of historical tracing (which I first learned about in a Hellenistic Religions class in college) that began the erosion of my Catholic faith. 

Fuck “handicaps” ~ Drummer wanted ~ Dean Zimmer answers the call

Fuck “handicaps” ~ Drummer wanted ~ Dean Zimmer answers the call

Apologies for the NSFW language used in this post. If you read it, you’ll see it’s not gratuitous; it’s appropriate for the context. Leave me a nasty comment if you don’t agree. ~BZ Dean Zimmer found a “Drummer Wanted” ad and decided to try out for the spot. Unfortunately, Zimmer has arthrogryposis, a condition that …

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Boyfriend X.0 to husband 1.0

Boyfriend X.0 to husband 1.0

Received this on some email chain or something. I’ve read other variations, but this is one of the funniest 🙂 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend …

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Hey Baby! Let’s go Dutch! ~ Dutch Baby pancake recipe

Hey Baby! Let’s go Dutch! ~ Dutch Baby pancake recipe

The Original Pancake House restaurants offer something on their menu called a “Dutch Baby.” Sometimes called a German pancake at other establishments, the Original Pancake House’s Dutch Baby has become a favorite breakfast meal for my wife and I. After consuming dozens of these delicious, puffy, popover pancakes, I became curious about the recipe and how …

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