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U.S. has its own pre-existing conditions

According political cartoonist Mike Luckovich, here are the pre-existing conditions of the U.S. Ryan: Heartless — McConnell: Soulless — Trump: Mindless   Source: 05/03 Mike Luckovich: Very sick. | Mike Luckovich

My job is TOP SECRET…

I laughed so hard when I saw this t-shirt. My job is TOP SECRET Even I don't know what I'm doing

Ad from the Swedish police

Go ahead and run. He loves fast food....Blah!!!!

When you grow up, I want you to be…but as a kid

I suppose there's a lot of truth to the mother's words. Getting past that childhood message is tough. Parenting a child who possesses that adult attitude must also be a challenge 🙂 Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent, and strong willed....

F*ck That! ~ A Guided Meditation

WARNING! NSFW due to language.  F*ck That!  The only other guided meditation I'd enjoy more might be the "Beer Drinker's Guide to Nirvana" and "Taco Bell's Transcendental Meditation with Extra Cheese"—it's got to be a thing, right?...

How Bucky the Beaver lived with a human family

This video gives Just a taste of what it's like to have a beaver live with a human family. I couldn't stop smiling as I watched. The footage was taken in 1988, which begs the question: What happened to Bucky? Well, after two years with the Lund family featured in the...

Boyfriend X.0 to husband 1.0

Received this on some email chain or something. I've read other variations, but this is one of the funniest 🙂 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the...

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I lost my virginity in a hammock

That didn't come out right. "I'm no longer a hammock virgin—I slept my first night in a hammock." That's better. My first hammock experience was not in the "piney woods" as hammock enthusiast "Shug" would say. I took the safe approach and hanged (hung?) the hammock in...

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Bioshock Infinite ~ What Elizabeth REALLY wants to say

Bioshock Infinite ~ What Elizabeth REALLY wants to say

Elizabeth in Bioshock Infinite ~ This parody video from machinima captures what Elizabeth REALLY wants to say while I'm playing Bioshock Infinite. It's also a good approximation of what my son says when he watches my play 🙂 NSFW, mostly due to F-bombs. Machinima made...

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Alice Eve ~ Interviews reveal her charming accent and wit

Bumped into this interview of actress Alice Eve on Conan that just charmed my socks off. I'm not familiar with Alice Eve, but during the interview she demonstrates how she can instantly change from her gorgeous English accent to an American, Los Angeles accent—which...

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Dilbert ~ My Failure guaranteed ~ No stress to succeed!

Now that my failure is guaranteed, I no longer feel the stress of trying to succeed!   This Dilbert comic hits so close to home, but I'll soon be a Dilbert no more (or until my money runs out). I'm so excited! Comic for January 12, 2013 Sat, 12 Jan 2013 06:00:00...

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Amazingly Home Remedies ~ Parody

Amazingly Home Remedies ~ Parody

These amazing home remedies really work...sort of. Number five is worth a laugh. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the...

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