I call this a Cactus Pacifier. God help the sick S.O.B. who came up with this idea...
Cactus Pacifier
The Cactus Pacifier is actually just one of a series of inventions off a rather fascinating German website. I don't think any items are Photoshopped (See how the Cactus Pacifier was made)...and some are genuinely clever, if not useful. I thought the following items were particularly interesting: