Hooters Breastaurants - Got NO Milk! - I pulled into a motel late one night, and had a craving for a bowl of Cheerios. I had the cereal, but no milk. The front desk referred me to the Hooters Breastaurant next door -- the only eating establishment within walking distance. So I march in, trying not to ogle at the Hooters girls attending homesick businessmen. I finally get the attention of a Hooters waitress and make my request...
I'd like a glass of skim milk -- to go!
She looks at me like I just asked her for a bible...then says:
We don't have any of that here.
I thought: With all these mammary glands busting out of their tops, you'd think there be some milk somewhere. Nope....
Hooters Breastaurants "Got NO milk!"
At least no skim...
- "breastaurant" definition from Double-Tongued Dictionary
- breastaurant - n. a restaurant that features scantily clad or sexually appealing waitresses.
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