This line from The Office (U.S. version) cracks me up every time.
If I had a gun and two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I'd shoot Toby—twice!
Via ~ If I Had A Gun and Two Bullets | Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers
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